Monday 5 March 2012

Chunaav Maidan Mein Remoo Dhongibaba







Hame aisa lagta hai ki hamare desh ki rajneeti ko hamari bahut zaroorat hai. Isiliye ab humne faisla kiya hai ki hum bhi agli baar chunaav ladenge.
Jeetna to hamara nischit hi hai, jeetne ke baad hum jo kaam karenge wo kuch is tarah hain:-

1. Har majnu ko uski laila se pyar ka izhar karne ka ek sunehra avsar diya jaayega.
2. Sabse pehle petrol ki keemat ko kam kiya jayega, petrol sasta hoga tabhi to dvi chakra vaahan, arthaat Bike mein ghoomkar ishq lada sakoge.
3.Koi bhi kabhi fail nahi hoga. Har vishay mein 10 ank dhongi sarkaar ki taraf se diye jaayenge. Fir bhi yadi koi fail hua to agle hi din uski shadi kara dee jaayegi.
4. Jab jab cricket match hoga, tab tab school ya daftar sabka rashtriye avkas ghoshit kiya jayega.
5. Jo bhi 5 se zyaada ladke ladkiyan patayega use sarkari naukari dee jaayegi.
6. Ek saath 4-5 love affair rakhne waale ko hamara P.A. banaya jaayega, Kyunki jo 4-5 logon se ek saath prem karta hua nahi pakda gaya, wo aaram se 2-4 hazaar ke ghotale to kar hi lega.

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